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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

by prevostsrocklike / 05/11/2009 at 8:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

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  • That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?"

    Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

    #3 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:36pm by NorfolkDude

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  • LOL such a loving wife.

    #1 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:34pm by justdance45

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