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Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

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Face your fear?

Grow up?

Get a real talking animal to desensitize you?

I'm not all that sure.

#2 - On 11/11/2011 at 1:01pm by cradle6

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Because you can't suspend disbelief.

I'd freak out if dogs could suddenly talk. Mine would probably tell everyone about the peanut butter!

#16 - On 11/11/2011 at 1:10pm by perdix

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