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Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24443) - you deserved it (2799)

On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

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But...is the dog ok?

#2 - On 10/21/2011 at 12:34pm by dan13mey

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Well having a pet means you have a package of fortunate and unfortunate events .

#3 - On 10/21/2011 at 12:34pm by LucianDeSouza

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