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Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22479) - you deserved it (2581)

On 10/13/2011 at 11:55am - animals - by Doglover - United Kingdom (Southampton)

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Were you pissin on his territory?

#2 - On 10/13/2011 at 12:55pm by Gloritank

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Should have gotten off his damn lawn. Kids and their shenanigans these days.

#4 - On 10/13/2011 at 12:57pm by tylersign

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