Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Iowa) / Animals

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  • Make the pansy get you a drink then clean it up.

    #3 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:53am by Llama_Face89

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  • Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.

    #4 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:53am by SteveTheJanitor

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