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Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (4423)

On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

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Shower son.

#2 - On 09/13/2011 at 3:04am by CherryBomb511

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Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

#12 - On 09/13/2011 at 3:11am by theunwiseone

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