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Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 2:08am - animals - by Christine (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.

#8 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:28am by paperfox

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Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.

#3 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:09am by Helinacoustic

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