Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

by jamblasticus / 05/08/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

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  • Cock blocked by a fly. That's just unlucky.

    #3 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:17am by 24788

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  • #1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to:

    The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth.
    My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm.
    My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad.
    I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born.

    The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.

    #5 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:24am by Thassodar

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