Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

by Mumbling Mutt101 / 08/15/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals

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  • Smart dog..

    #2 - On 08/15/2011 at 10:00am by Bijaglo

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  • Hopefully your dog told them that they were all morons, and that he just wanted a damn bacon strip.

    #7 - On 08/15/2011 at 10:05am by every1luvsboners

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