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Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26758) - you deserved it (5339)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Smart dog..

#2 - On 08/15/2011 at 10:00am by Bijaglo

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Hopefully your dog told them that they were all morons, and that he just wanted a damn bacon strip.

#7 - On 08/15/2011 at 10:05am by every1luvsboners

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