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Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23946) - you deserved it (4564)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

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You're his territory now.

#3 - On 08/02/2011 at 4:39pm by iJeremyTyler

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he was just marking his territory. who's wears the leash in this relationship now? (;

#6 - On 08/02/2011 at 4:39pm by CattyPurry

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