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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

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ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:07am by youmakemyday

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You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

#4 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:09am by ozymandias

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