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Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML


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On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)

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We all make moostakes

#11 - On 07/13/2011 at 3:07am by CrimsonNightmare

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smart up. you do it late at night when they are sleeping!!! you can even cow tip!!!! lol

#3 - On 07/13/2011 at 3:06am by foilindo

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