Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
by anon / 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
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He was trying to jack your car when he died of a heart attack from the adrenaline rush.
#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 7:20pm by mk58
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Put the squirrel in the passenger seat with a seat belt on it. He/she can be the best friend you never had. You can walk it on a leash, have tea parties with it, and cook it dinner. OMG, I'm so excited.
#15 - On 07/01/2011 at 7:28pm by iAmScrubs
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