By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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flockz 19

....is what i enjoy most in life.

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xtrawesome 0

the face on the second reply is perfect

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JoeyPterodactyl 0

That comes after the lipstick.

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eckksDeeitsTravi 0

Reeeddddd Rocket, Yum!

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laurenv20 4

this happened to my dog once... at first I was like WTF... but then I realized what it was.. but then freaked out because he was playing with my 4 yr old cousin... my dog is a pedophile

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whatfml 0

in going to see rise against in afew weeks. shit yeh!!!!

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U_Go_Boom 0

#17, the dog in ur pic must be lookin at OP's dog's knob

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HeatherXCore 0

118- my sister who was 18 at the time didn't know what a red rocket was...she WAS about to grab it because she thought he had gotten ahold of a slim Jim. I'm glad I said something D:

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ChiFan96 3

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

161- what is that?...

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ChiFan96 3

167, that's a facepalm.

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Soloman212 28

UGoBoom's picture also matches his comment pretty well.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Learn something new everyday!

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turkishjew 0

......is up with you're face

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SomeFMLPerson 0

Why were you looking there in the first place OP? ;)

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

At least a dog with a penis...

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JesusFishTaco 5

Maybe it's the first time she has seen a penis.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I thought she was gunna say she grabbed it lol thank god she didnt!!

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davex 0

LOL @25 and I'm sorry but the OP is an idiot.

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JesusFishTaco 5

I don't know 27. That sounds kinda hot.

dwreck69 0

imagine what was going through her mind, if she didn't know it was a mof****in dick

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yahoowizard 16

Haha, she probably tried to pull it out too

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RainbowHeadache 2

OP is not really one for common sense.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I actually thought she probably pulled on it, or something.. Haha. Stupid people shouldn't have dogs.. But I'll give her credit for caring enough to take him to the vet.

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Orcina1 3

dude #41 thats just wrong

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Michael912 3

25- Lol that wouldve been way worse

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HelloPal 6

first time seeing a red rocket more like.

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Siji 0

The head slap and Facepalm are two different things. The head slap is what Special Agent Leeroy Jethroe Gibbs gives people when they deserve a slap in the head.

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mandaboo 8

Haha. Woah, sorry. Facepalm, just for you!

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SNL 2

what I freaked out when I saw it on my dog. I thought he was bleeding XD

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Docbee 11

your dog is so cute and fits your comment :D

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shovels 0

Docbee, your picture fits your comment too!!!!

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TheFlavorGreen 5

I agree... Dog penises can be cute and caring :p

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livewire1701 8

Someone needed to pay more attention in anatomy and biology.

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Zaros_fml 24

My anatomy class didn't teach about dog penisis.

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Jayymz24 0

what did you think it was..? an alien?

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CEG3 0

lmao this comment reminded of the South Park episode where aliens put an antenna in Cartman's ass!

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sick_wish 10

I was thinking more like the red rocket episode...

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s3xymoma 1

mmmh always the cute ones are gay;)

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petdanneau92 0

hey, you're cute! lol I was reading through the comments and saw you and read your bio. I was trying to see if I could message you but j didn't know how to do so. lol

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iAmScrubs 19

You'd really have something to worry about if it ejaculated rainbows.

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dwreck69 0

or if it ejaculated on you leg, sh*t

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gabe2014 0

after reading scrubs comment I started laughing... while I was drinking water

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iamelrebel 0

if it splooged rainbows, then it would be part unicorn.

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twilightcrazy28 0

it wasn't funny at all until I read this comment... :D

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alecs0716 2

nyan dog!!! lol!!!

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