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Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32187) - you deserved it (7076)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Your pussy is out of control.

#2 - On 06/11/2011 at 8:35pm by xXshadowrollerXx

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You were lying in bed with your cat? That's the only pussy you can get, huh?

#13 - On 06/11/2011 at 8:40pm by hiyourcute

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