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Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML


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On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

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well, at least then the shark would definantly not want to eat you.
you'd taste like shit

#4 - On 05/29/2011 at 5:44pm by EvilDoll

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Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

#3 - On 05/29/2011 at 5:43pm by Cooking_Boy

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