well, at least then the shark would definantly not want to eat you.
you'd taste like shit
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Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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