Hey, she bought Popsicles. Now you can eat popcorn, cereal AND Popsicles!

you made an assumption that op is old enough to work and drive to the store

#1 is right, it says my MOTHER..... most people who would complain about thier mom not getting them food would not be old enough to afford food

lol could be some creepy 30 year old virgin playing WOW living in the basement. *screams up from the basement* mom! I want a potpie!

**** that this mom is awesome capt crunch and cocoa puffs 24/7 . AND it's a part of a healthy breakfast. All you need now is some morning cartoons and lounge on the couch.

I'd be pissed off if it wasn't the cereal with sugar in it.

I wonder what op is using for toilet paper

agreed

56- Popsicle wrappers.

Think of all that fibre! Your body will enjoy the detox

Well at least she's covered two of the seven white trash food groups; seriously though OP, I worry about you...

lol i dont getit? ;)

hey popcicles and popcorn with cereal is amazing. well not really. Go get 10 bucks and buy something to eat

blahh

towels :P

"MA! THE MEATLOAF! ****!!" lol stupid thing was supposed to be after #38 LOL

well atleast you weren't forced to eat toilet paper...

1- agreeeeeeed. OP if you're old enough to work out how to post an FML then your old enough to buy yourself food..

I didn't know posting FMLs was such a complex process.

yeah what she said

I could post a fml when I was 10... you'd be a rich ass 10 year old to buy food for yourself....

Is she on drugs? Sure sounds like it

I'd assume they're too young, like maybe 14 or something? That's not really too young I suppose, but maybe their mom won't give them money? And I think 14 or so is too young to get a job, at least it is where I am.

I'm sure all of us were dependent on our parents to do the grocery shopping for us when we were kids. There are quite a few of those on FML and that's likely the case here. OP doesn't necessarily deserve it.

FYL. Return the crap and stock up on KD or 99€ burritos

errr... perhaps OP is a child O.o

My mom told me I was old enough to cook myself at 14. Kids are just lazy.

I'm sure cooking yourself isn't a particularly good idea, and I don't think it would be that safe.

yeah, cannibalism is generally frowned upon in today's society

^ yea and masterbating on a plane ... thanx osama :(

technically you have to be 17 to use this website... so I'd hope OP is slightly more mature for having good spelling/ grammar while on the website.

Sure 14 is old enough to cook for yourself but you can't make a gourmet meal out of popsicles no matter how old you are! Logic fail . Also how many 14 year olds can drive to the store and buy their own food? Logic double fail

Yeah that always makes starvation more fun.

i cant think of a problem stroking hasnt fixed.

80- what are you trying to say ? gonna take an overgrown dog and wipe ur ass with it ?

The stuffing, unless it's turkey stuffing, then you eat it.

Well there is usually a shower in the bathroom... op could just end up very clean from washing away the skid marks.

i thought the stuffed dog was food? alotta asians eat em. idk why you're starving OP

when life gives you a jefferey stroke the furry wolf!! ;)

145-its a dog

and Popsicles!

#171 Wolf, Dog... SAME DIFFERENCE!

Until you resorted to eating the dogs stuffing...

...and then wiping your butt with it.

if it's already eaten, you can't wipe yo ass with it. well I guess it would on the way out

It's a GIANT stuffed dog...there's plenty of stuffing.

nom nom nom

yea this mom is ****** up OP need to say sometime to her

drug user most likely my deaconess aunt has went to go get milk everyday this week she has yet to come back with milk

spell check on iPhone i definitely put crack head

or maybe she's pregnant?

What ******* cereal?!

serial ******* >> ******* cereal

leaves.

Looks like OP is going to have to resort to wiping with the big stuffed animal

That's what the dogs for...

the op may have to settle on wiping being overrated...

that's wat I was thinking!

ok citrusgirl. we hve the same picture and that's the same thougt that first thought that came to my mind ... I think I need to getbo know you because we seem to think in the same ways!

her hand.

I'll be sure to pass on your words of wisdom next time I'm in Africa.

^HA

**** you ginger

thanks Debbie downer

yes, because op is an adult living at home and couldn't be too young to get a job. this is a stupid response!