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Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13858) - you deserved it (1620)

On 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm - animals - by dirtyfoot - United States (Texas)

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this fml has the award of having the least comments

#13 - On 07/16/2011 at 7:15pm by jazzyjada10

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HAHAHAHA

That's one of the funniest ones I've seen here

Sucks for you though... but on the bright side you made quite a few people laugh :).

#2 - On 04/03/2009 at 9:01pm by 12mp04

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