Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

by SophieGray / 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (New York) / Animals

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  • Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

    #6 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:52pm by GloriousWhorious

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  • I bet he was beating the ferret in the bathroom

    #3 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:51pm by dreamering

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