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TODAY, MY CAT WAS IN THA BATHROOM WITH MA BACAUSA HA LOVAS TOILATS. EVARYONA WAS SLAAPING SO I WANT PAA BUT DIDNT FLUSH. MY CAT JUMPAD ONTO THA SAAT AND FALL IN. I HAD TO LIFT HIM OUT AND THAN WASH HIM. HA HATAS WATAR THOUGH, SO I WAS SCRATCHAD BY MY CATHO WAS DRIPPING WITH MY OWN PAA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40381) - you deserved it (26541)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:37am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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thats why you flush. gross.

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:32pm by rt523

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Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:33pm by Rainbow_Monkey

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