you're going to be a proud father! *tears up*

I wouldn't, I think the barber is a better choice.

If I was a barber, I wouldn't want to go near a spider infested afro.

Which is why you don't tell the barber! :D

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

I love how 45 makes op sound so calm. I laughed so much at that.

Y'know...mama spiders lay eggs. ;P

congrats on the fatherhood!! :D

haha 24..

(ghost busters theme song) who you gonna call?!?!

that's what you get for having a fro... those were so 80's

that will teach u not to have an Afro

Haha I imagine the scene from Charlotte's Web when all the baby spiders fly away saying their goodbyes. So cute. You'll tear up when they leave you, OP. You're babies will grow up fast.

I'd go to an exterminator...

FYL! But was there a reason to walk through a spider web in the first place??

82 ur a freaking redneck, I shoot bigger guns so sit down boy

maybe you'll have spider man powers but shoot a web out your fro.

it's probably his natural hair dumbass..

Just.. shake the fro?

123 that was one of the most funniest things I ever read!!!!! I literally lol

hey 113 it's really easy to say that from behind a computer screen.

I read some the comments on here, and some are just ignorant...What is he supposed to do if thats his natural hair?

just because not all of us care to live to everyones standards dosnt mean you have to be a dick

155 cut it you idiot

afros originated in america during the blues/jazz era. i think.

or maybe im right.

113- Why u gotta b a doosh huh?

as a hairdresser (same for barbers) we aren't supposed to touch a clients head (hair) if they have any form of bug(s) in their hair. the only option is to shave his/her own hair. or cutting it ULTRA short!

i think this is the only negative aspect of an afro...

at least u have an Afro!!!! that's so doooope!!

Sorry about the fro, bro.

spiders are one of the two things in am scared of, if I were you man, I'd freak out.

^ see proof spiders are evil and out to get you.

******* WASH IT. I think I'm the first one to suggest this

113-you need to hush..talkin' out of your ass, just makes you sound idiotic. As to OP, shave it. Don't risk gettin' bit by one (or all) of those bitches...

What he needs is a professional monkey to groom his hair for bugs. I'm up for the job!

doctors can't stop him from being a dirty black guy...

But the beautiful Afro :'(.......

Afro ninja never shaves his afro

or just take a shower...

if he takes a shower, the babies will glide down his body into the nooks and crannies. 1 mysterious spider baby will make a home in his belly button. therefore, shaving it is a better decision.

You can't lean forward in a shower?

I must congratulate your excellent wording, sir.

look at it this way, free snacks and doesn't have to reach too far for one either

Spiders are disgusting, babies are even more disgusting. I would have probably have a panic attack.

well on the way there you'd get a nice tingling massage

or a wash?

I think you just copied #5 jusst sayin

dude they posted them at the exact same time .. awks

How is 6 copying 5? It's called /common/ sense?

92 that made no sense at all

bro, look at the time of both of them, dumbass.

101, reading comprehension isn't your thing, is it? It's common sense to suggest a hair cut after something like this has happened to the OP. Because they posted the same thing does not mean he or she copied the above statement. Also both comments were posted at the exact same time. . "lololol omg u copy some1 else. lolol. " You're an idiot.

But my shoe size is a one....

157- I hope that was just a scanty attempt at humor.

Haha same but instead I would shower a ton then shave the afro....

Takes too longtime get an Afro. It's probably his precious.

my precious

Lmfao at #86.

I can picture him doing this and having hundreds of spiders crawling up his face to safety instead.

I would heat up some water, because heat + water always kills bugs/spiders.

whats wrong with afros?

Nothing unless infested with spiders.