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Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

#2 - On 04/15/2011 at 1:33pm by WithaKay

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And this is why I fear spiders... because thy can jump on you :l

#9 - On 04/15/2011 at 1:43pm by BWill9014

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