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Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

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On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Hmm. Lock her in a separate room, with a cushion or pillow attached to it. She'll headbutt the pillow. :P

#1 - On 03/18/2011 at 1:30pm by Miss_Michaela

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It's better than having a cat that hates you I guess. Feel loved. haha

#2 - On 03/18/2011 at 1:31pm by ry_ry7

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