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Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML


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On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -

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A machete really? Where do you think you are, in the fucking jungle?

#3 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:10am by VeeVengeance

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Alternatively, whoever was there heard a dog lose its mind, saw the house lights come on, a guy stumble around, pick up a machete and head for the yard, then unsurprisingly decided not to stick around and see what happened next.

Buy your dog a big bone.

#8 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:21am by Zebidee

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