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Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32599) - you deserved it (6317)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

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He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!

#1 - On 02/21/2011 at 5:00pm by jewels1877

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Lucky you, I once found a dismembered arm in my closet.

#3 - On 02/21/2011 at 5:04pm by ShotgunShell

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