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Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML


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On 02/17/2011 at 5:39am - animals - by shaunaaa (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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If you were studying insects, why would you pick up a spider? Spiders are arachnids, not insects...

#22 - On 02/17/2011 at 10:57am by Azedo

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Redback spiders are highly poisonous and are known to kill humans. =/

#4 - On 02/17/2011 at 10:11am by jeniiko

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