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Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

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On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

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wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. Fuck your life man

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:03pm by Lintutu

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How the fuck can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

#2 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:04pm by Doortje

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