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Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a fucking dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's shitting on you.

#28 - On 12/15/2010 at 3:37am by AZFreckles

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Scooby dooby doo?

#1 - On 12/15/2010 at 3:02am by SOCALME

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