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Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32494) - you deserved it (12670)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)

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What were you supposed to do? Have a funeral?

#4 - On 12/12/2010 at 10:09am by PuntingYoshi

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Stupid PETA. Were they expecting you to give it a funeral?

#9 - On 12/12/2010 at 10:12am by Freeze

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