Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

by Anonymous / 04/28/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

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  • You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

    #2 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:17am by normandin131

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  • Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now.

    See, it could have been a lot worse.

    #10 - On 04/28/2009 at 7:07am by Jimboom

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