Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
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#1 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:04am by jenzan
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All you need now is a colony of acid-shooting termites to kill off all the ants except for one of coarse and you should name him Z.
#10 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:17am by DudeImBetter
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