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Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

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i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

#1 - On 11/15/2010 at 7:04pm by Jakojan

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you keep your sister in a hamster cage?

#7 - On 11/15/2010 at 7:06pm by kirby1964

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