Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
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I'm moving to South Africa if this is how the criminals act. I'm tired of getting robbed by assholes who aren't even polite enough to apologize for stealing my shit.
#10 - On 11/14/2010 at 5:02pm by DocBastard
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how does tripping over a cat kill it?
#16 - On 11/14/2010 at 5:18pm by smallsmerry
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