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Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML


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On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore

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Maybe he is trying to make you obedient.

I'll bet your mom turned him on to the obedience-inducing treats in the first place.

#9 - On 11/02/2010 at 11:15am by perdix

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Better get some while the gettin's good, baby!

#1 - On 11/02/2010 at 11:03am by aardvarkish

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