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Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 11:13am - animals - by alikat (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Shaking water bottle sounding like a mouse...interesting.

#5 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:16pm by FBIWarning

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.... Stayed up till 4 seems exaggerated. Depending on what time you started looking!!

#6 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:20pm by dominoeffect

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