Animals: Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my...

By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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By poophead - 30/05/2015 02:39 - Philippines

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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By lily_marleen - 17/05/2015 21:27 - Germany - Emskirchen

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By shitlicker - 08/12/2015 04:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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alex_vik 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:28

90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

justme08 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

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justme08 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

chaos753159 4

Wednesday 14 April 2010 0:37

lemonz im at da top

youandme4ever_fml 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 0:23

I'm sorry:(

pedosmurf 7

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:13

Actually some say it's good luck so try the lottery? :)

jj732 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:26

i think i peed a little, ehh

ellebell 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:26

bahaha that sucks...next time wear a scarf or something over your head

a1mostevi1 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:27

pwnt..

sinceidcishare 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:27

Two-and-a-half hours getting my hair done would kill me. But I've had a bird crap on me before, right after I stepped out of the bus station in New York City...so I feel for you.

alex_vik 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:28

90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

abasio 1

Friday 4 February 2011 12:44

A girl's hair cut. Always a ******* waste of money.

stiles_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:32

WTF y spend 90 dollars for 2 and half hours? bird crap is good luck though

frootloop25 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:36

HAHAHA. THIS IS A TRUE FML! Wow I feel so bad for you! I worry about this happening to me all the time! It really sucks. I hope you...er...managed to some how remove the poop and still have the pretty $90 hair!

ombrelle 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:40

where are you that a fancy hair salon gets you $90 and 2.5 hours??? That's pretty cheap! and since I work at a salon if you went back they would've fixed it for you... hairdressers are not assholes... so not really fml worthy