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Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML


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On 09/27/2010 at 9:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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It HAS to be put down? Since it's your dog and it bit you, not some random stranger, shouldn't you get a say in it?
Then again, I'm not familiar with the laws surround that.

In either case, FYL.

#3 - On 09/27/2010 at 1:42pm by colleenrw

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ydi for not training your dog right, and no I highly doubt it HAS to be put down. like I'm trying to scrounge up money to buy a dog while you're over there just killing them...

#15 - On 09/27/2010 at 2:04pm by soldatcow

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