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Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12951) - you deserved it (33597)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

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Ok, YDI.

#1 - On 09/26/2010 at 6:06am by joanjett

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7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue.
op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.

#10 - On 09/26/2010 at 6:24am by xgetxbentx

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