Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

by sammatthews2007 / 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

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  • The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

    #9 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:46am by amelinat

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  • FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

    #5 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:21am by curious_missy

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