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Today, I dyed my hair bright red from its previous black. No one has noticed except my dog, who won't stop barking at me because she doesn't know who I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23514) - you deserved it (6549)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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thought dogs were color blind o.0

#5 - On 08/22/2010 at 5:08pm by tunkinz09

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such a dramatic change wow and no one noticed. maybe they did notice but don't say anything because they don't like it?

#4 - On 08/22/2010 at 5:08pm by sally0471

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