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Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML


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On 08/13/2010 at 3:45pm - animals - by Spelit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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YDI for leaving your cat in the living room with all the paint fumes, which could have killed it. F the cats life, not yours. He/she probably rubbed up against the walls for revenge.

#19 - On 08/13/2010 at 7:45pm by Hikarishimizu

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Hm. Should've put the cat in another room before painting anyway.

#7 - On 08/13/2010 at 7:34pm by Back_In_Action

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