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Today, I brought my dog to the vet for a routine surgery. The vets assured me that no dog had ever died during this procedure. Apparently my dog was the first. FML


I agree, your life sucks (125330) - you deserved it (5117)

On 04/21/2009 at 9:48am - animals - by lylethomes15 (man) - United States (Maine)

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omg im so sorry!! thats so sad. jeez

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:51pm by FMLz92

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So sorry. They should at least pay for a new puppy.

#2 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:52pm by betsymonty

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