Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML

by stoopidRUnner / 02/23/2009 at 9:15pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

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  • Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :(

    Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.

    #2 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:14am by ProcrastinationQueen

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  • No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.

    #16 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:16am by arms_akimbo

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