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By Anonymous - 11/01/2017 01:53

Today, we went shopping and we locked a set of keys in the car and no towing service so we had to call a taxi and then have him drive back to our house to get the other set of keys and go back we could not find the keys at all until my wife said oh I put both sets of keys in the car.

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