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By littlemiss - 20/04/2016 20:53 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, my boyfriend told me I'd need to pay his half of the rent this month. Which would be fine if he didn't go visit his waitress friend 6 days a week while i'm at work and tip her enough to pay her rent, ontop of keeping a tattoo appointment scheduled 3 days before rent is due. FML!

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