Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a new friend's house. His younger brother played...

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 04:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to a new friend's house. His younger brother played loud gunshot noises on the stereo system to try to scare me, but instead triggered my PTSD. I had a full-blown panic attack for nearly an hour. FML

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