Today I went over to see my boyfriend. All we did was lay side... - FML

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By Littlestack - 13/10/2017 22:48

Today I went over to see my boyfriend. All we did was lay side by side like as we spoke about his upcoming trip. Only to hear his little brother yell from outside his door "Hey did you just smash!?" & as a a joke he responded "You know I did man!" His mother was outside the door too. FML

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