Miscellaneous Today, I was attempting to perfect a pineapple upside down cake... - FML

raydeeda - 15/01/2016 02:53 - United States - Streetsboro

Today, I was attempting to perfect a pineapple upside down cake for the first time. While flipping it over I realized it was uncooked and burned myself while trying to put it back in the oven. FML

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Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML

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