Today, I text my boyfriend so that I could tell him some news....

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By Nooneinteresting - 06/10/2017 09:55 - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I text my boyfriend so that I could tell him some news. He used this opportunity to tell me our relationship isn’t working. I was going to use this opportunity to tell him I was due our first baby... FML

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