Work: Today, I have food poisoning and I tried to call off work. My...

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By sharkgirl4 - 20/04/2016 05:41 - United States - Rialto

Today, I have food poisoning and I tried to call off work. My boss said I had to come in or be fired. I have food poisoning and can't stand the sight or smell of food. I work at a restaurant. FML

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